@El Dorado So here's the long story: Nowadays, there's a huge 3-day winter event in MN called TwinsFest, with players, media, obnoxious collectors and 150,000 8-year-olds. But before it became an actual "thing" the Twins held a smaller one-day event in the Metrodome with players mingling about in a random, unscheduled sort of way. It was held the week after the Bears won the 1985 (86?) Super Bowl, and I was in attendance with Commissioner Jeff and a couple other friends. One of our friends won a garbage Jim McMahon card at a Spin-the-wheel. (Kellogg's or Mom's Bakery...something like that.) As the event was winding down, we hit up the free buffet and I grabbed a turkey sandwich, wrapped in cellophane, and were immediately encountered by Hrbek. Friend only had the McMahon card for signing but Hrbek refused, saying he hated the Bears and would rather sign the turkey sandwich I was holding. So he did. I had it in my office until the fun police interceded after many months, saying it was a health and safety violation, which was undoubtedly true. The blue Sharpie signature had started to bleed anyway, and the whole thing was a mess, but I enjoyed the short shelf life. If you're a serious collector, do NOT have players sign on cellophane.
Although I had to get rid of it after 8-9 months, I once owned a turkey sandwich signed by Kent Hrbek.