Imagine the Orioles acquiring a number one starter (Gausman), the best closer in baseball (Diaz), and a 1.13 ERA bullpen arm (Fairbanks) and then turning into the Rockies.
The Capilanos' executive staff have sent for the patron saint of Chase Utley's knees in order to divine the sort of sacrifice that HAL clearly requires from the club. We will report back when we have an answer.
To quote an anonymous owner (so as not to incur the wrath of HAL) ...
"HAL is a fickle bastard"
This is not exactly what I thought I was tradding for ...
M.Scherzer LOSS(5-3) 0 2/3 ip
M.Scherzer LOSS(5-4) 5 ip
M.Scherzer WIN(6-4) 5 2/3 ip